A lightning zapped through the room, and it smelt like old socks.
"Keiichiiiii!" Belldandy squealed in panic. She had all reason to do so,
because he just had changed into a tentaclemonster.
"Urd! This time you went too far! I will get your license revoked!"
Urd gave her the Oopsadaisy look. "Well, I didn't mean to - it was just
intended as a prank - seems that my spell went astray." "Keiichi - say
something!" "Drool - want schoolgirls - slorp slime!" "Urd, now do
something - or else!" "Yeah, yeah, don't panic. Sku-huld!"
Skuld appeared and commented sarcastic, "No, don't explain. I guess one of
you spells...?" "Can you look into your Big Computer what has happened?"
Urd begged. "Don't care much what happened - reverse it!" sobbed
Belldandy.
Skuld logged into the system, and her "Uh-oh." "Oh no!"
"No way!!!" she uttered meant maximum trouble. "What do you mean,
No way? No way to reverse?" asked Belldandy, out of her mind.
Skuld flushed. "Our nincompoop sister has invicted the 3x3 Dicks
spell. Which means, we need three victim girls making love with the
Keiichi-turned-monster. A tentacle in every orifice...You know the effect
of female body fluids on monsters? When he comes ninefold, the spell is
reversed. And this is the only way it can be done." "A human girl probably
won't survive that treatment," Belldandy interjected. Urd grinned,
"One, two, three... Now where is the problem?"
Skuld said angrily: "You must be out of your mind to suggest that! There
is no way that I...eek,get your tentacles off me... stop it, that tickles...
Keiichi!!! Oooooh yesmmmpf huhampf..." The tentaclemonster had
sneaked up her back in the meantime and caught her unaware. And like any
typical Japanese tentaclemonster, it knew how to satisfy a girl. (They surely
must have some Tentacle Kamasutra
in monster school.)
In seconds, Skuld was helplessly writhing in ecstasy. "Oh, Keiichi, here I
come," Belldandy exclaimed. "But yoou don't have to tie mpf!" Too late,
this was a habit no monster could easily break. Urd grinned. "Now don't
forget me, you big warty hunk! Snake inside meeee ohmpffff!"
The lovesick monster was ever tightening his tentacle grip, while
Belldandy, Urd and Skuld uttered choked cries of orgasm. Belldandy was
right, any ordinary girl would have died from the lust. But even the three
immortal goddesses lost consciousness when they simultaneously peaked
in a hypergasm. Then the monster roared "Rha-Lovely!", and then a big
special effect happened. (Sorry folks, no description available, budget
overrun.)
Belldandy waked first, legs clenched around a completely drained Keiichi.
"Oh where am I, and why do I need a cigarette?" he said. Then he realized
where he was, and tried to flee. In vain, because a lot of sticky monster
goo still held them together. Meanwhile Urd sighed: "I should do that again
as soon as possible." Skuld exploded. "Now what the...You planned that all...
I kill you with my bare hands!" And the series surely would have lost a
goddess, but luckily neither of them was able even to move a finger for
the next hour...
The End