"What? Why? How? When? Where?" Aoi asked some scientifically relevant questions when she awoke elsewhere. The first sign that something utterly fishy had happened was that she was completely nude (OK, that one could have blamed on a pervert in a hospital) with udders that would have made a cow jealous. Conveniently, she lay on a warm beach and could inspect herself in the calm water. The boobies clearly weren't the only thing that changed. The long neon-green hair was only the most obvious item. "Oh joy," she muttered. "I'm in an isekai..."
In this moment, she heard a scream, 50% panic, 50% lust. A big red arrow pointed to the source - a purple-haired girl in the clutches of a giant octopus. "Over here, player!" the octopus said and waved a tentacle. "I'm your first quest!" "I correct - a hentai game isekai," sighed Aoi. "I assume I have to fight you and you try to tentacle-rape me?" "Aw c'mon, rape is evil[tm]. You must do this on your own free will. Distract all my eight tentacles and save your new ally. Which is in danger of death from too much orgasms." "And if I don't?" "Well, then nobody will tell you about the rules of this world, which is...a tad dangerous. I daresay the sabretooth behind you intends to eat you in a totally non-carnal way." Aoi squealed and jumped into the water, hoped that sabretooths hate to swim, turned around and... "OK, sorry, must have been a trick of the light. Cmon, it was a joke, dudette! Now don't make such a sour face! I may not look like Prince Charming, but no woman ever complained about my love-making." On cue, the helpless girl screamed in another orgasm.
"Whoever programmed this, prepare to sing in the girls choir," Aoi mumbled and sacrificed herself to the octopus.
"AAAAAH! I don't even ask how you brought me to orgasm in five seconds! OOOOOOH! Multiple orgasm! IIIIH! Since when do I have lust nerves in my fallopians?" The octopus threw two tentacles into the air in imitation of human resignation. "Ah, will you stop analyzing and start enjoying? Hey, what is this message? Let me count, two in your womb, two around your nipples, one sucking your clit..." "OOH! AAH!" "...don't interrupt, or I miscount, one desperately trying to shut you up, and...bother, I'm out of arms. That wasn't in the rulebook, you little cheat, but meh, you have won. Have fun with Princess Extralife. When you awake again, that is. My, are those chordates enjoying sex."
"Princess Extralife?!? I assume your parents, King Hitpoint and Queen Damagebar are eagerly waiting for you to come home?" "Oh, you know them already? Yes, but I first have to humbly serve you until you freed the Land of Yokubo form the evil Striga Oni." "Rigatoni?" "No, Striga Oni. Rigatoni is his father he insidiously murdered to usurp the power." "Whatever. I'm completely exhausted from Squidward here and just want to sleep." "Nightie." The soft sand was totally OK for sleeping.
"I slept like a stone. Where to go next...oh, stupid question, big red arrow. And where do we get clothes?" "What are clothes, mistress?" "Eh...something you need against the cold..." "It's never cold in the Land of Yokubo!" "And...so that not everybody stares at your private parts?" "Private?" Aoi pointed. "Oh, you mean public parts! Why on earth should you hide them? Since for your quests, you need..." "I see, I see, we have a bit of a cultural difference here. Some shoes still would be nice, I nearly stepped into that puddle." "Who are you calling puddle?!" grumbled the puddle and rose from the ground. "I am Lady Borax, fairest of the Slimes!" "A bit dried up you look, fairest!" "Oh, so you are willing to donate some juices! Sorry that I was so curtly!" Before Aoi could make another quip, slimy tentacles engulfed her and Extralife. "Blub! Blubblub!" she protested, but it was too late. Lady Borax filled all her orifices. Aoi squirmed helplessly as the slime girl filled her lungs and entered her bloodstream. "Don't panic, you can't drown, it's something with an angel called Fluorocarbon, I don't know these things," prompted Extralife. "Also, Blub! Blubblub!" Then she joined the lesbian orgy too. Aoi and Extralife orgasmed as Lady Borax stimulated nerves unknown to mankind, and drank their love juices.
"You two were...zaftig. I left you a little present in return...oh, they are so exhausted they won't listen anyway."
Aoi and Extralife did not reply due to oxygen lack. Seems even that Fluorocarbon angel, whoever that was, had limits.
"She gave us an orifice levelup." "A what?" "Well, it's...ah, you find out soon enough, mistress." "Currently I'm just finding out my feet are hurting!" "That's why our next stop is Centaur Wood, mistress. The centaurs will gladly carry us around, in exchange for..." "Don't say it! I can guess it myself...These are the centaurs?" Two magnificent stallions appeared on a clearing. "Yes, these are Tudyc and Tudyk, the twins." "Any relation to the famous actor?" "Who?" "No, not from The Who, Firefly." "What?" "Nevermind. Wait, if they are twins, and have the same name, how do you keep them apart?" "Why should anyone want to keep them apart, they are twins!" "Whatever you say. Did you happen to spot a much larger problem, size about 60 cm?" Tudyc (or was it Tudyk) meanwhile trotted next to Aoi and Extralife. "Oh, that problem isn't a problem," Tudyc (or was it Tudyk) grinned all over his long face. "Glad to hear that," Aoi retorted, "so you are so kind to just impale me with your 30 cm at your front. I'm so relieved." "No, that is destinated for your throat." "Fascinating. So I have to find out from what I die first, from suffocation or my innards being ripped apart?" "Suffocation? Innards?" Tudyk (or Tudyc), who had meanwhile joined the group, asked confusedly. "Haven't you gotten a levelup? You look rather slimed." "It's a cultural difference problem," Extralife explained. "Tudyc, help me tie the mistress to the saddle." "Tie?" "A galloping centaur reaches about 50 mph, you DON'T want to fall off." "My feet are killing me, but I assure you, if his horse dick comes out at my mouth, I don't ever speak a word with you." Aoi thought that she meanwhile understood the literarly fucked up inner logic of this universe and was willing to take the risk.
"Yeee-ha!" Tudyc and Tudyk exclaimed and threw their front hooves into the air. Aoi and Extralife glid downward and were welcomed by four monstrous members which impaled them. "MPH! MPH! MPH!" muffled Aoi, probably wanting to know how this dicks could fit inside her, through her cervix and anyhow. Not that she would complain, the unbearable stretching was very pleasuring. Tudyc and Tudyk misunderstood. "Sorry, no mph here in the woods, we risk breaking a leg. After one mile, we are in the grasslands, and you can enjoy the full programm."
"MPH! MPH! MPH!" Aoi tried to scream when the centaurs fell into full gallop. The monster dicks moved back and forward, sending her into ecstacy. "We are at our speed limits! Also, sorry, we must stop now, because we are about to COOOOOME!"
Again hooves flew into the air. Aoi's and Extralife's tied limbs lustfully embraced the horse rumps. The centaur dicks flared up, sealing Aoi's and Extralife's fate, resp. wombs and throats. Litres of cum were pumped into them. "Whoa, this was good, never had such a horny player. Was it good for you too...oh, they passed out. We take that as a yes."
"OK, so next stop is this cave...And who shall we meet here? I hardly can see anything in all these cobwebs...EEEK!" And lo and behold, Aoi suddenly could hardly move anything either, since a giant spider had lassoed her and Extralife together. Quickly, their mouths were gagged with soft silk. More wrappings put them into a silk straightjacket, with only the relevant areas left out. Another thread was attached to their nipples and clits...and then the thread started to vibrate. "MMMMMH!" moaned Aoi, who knew the pattern by now, and didn't bother to resist any longer. Also, she was so well wrapped-up she couldn't move a muscle. Except her pubycoccygeus, of course. Soon she was lost in orgasm again. "M?" A giant ovipositor entered her vagina, and a big spider egg glid directly into her womb, giving her shockwaves of pleasure. And after that, the brood was growing in a ridiculous speed, she could almost feel how it began to stretch her. After only 239 (estimated total) more orgasms, Aoi and Extralife were more or less unable to be reached, and their bellies were fully swollen and ripe. Two new monster spiders squeezed themselves through their vaginas to get out.
Desaster struck when...
The two girls were standing in a luscious throne room.
"Aoi, this is 'Sssup, King of the Nagas." "Your Highness. Princess Extralife here told me you were missing this?" "My sceptre! The goddamn rats were at large again! Oh, I just don't know how to thank you! Ah, maybe by giving you a very secret secret of our Naga Wisdom. Use it against Striga Oni, but use it wise! And here it comes: 'Why is a mouse - when it spins.'" "Ah yes. Wisdom. Arcane. On par only with master Yogi Berra." "Now where are your manners, husband?" Queen 'Sssigh chimed in. "This hardly can be termed a payback. I think they should be rewarded with the Rattle." "The Rattle?" Aoi asked very pointlessly, since she already guessed where it would be going. Indeed it went. "The Rattle" was located on the tails of the Nagas, and could be used for scaring the shit out of enemies or, more fun, by vibrating it inside the vagina of a woman helplessly tied in their coils. Aoi and Extralife would have screamed their vocal chords out when also two forked tongues flickered over their clits but 'Sssup kindly filled their throats with his two inflatable hemipenises so it was back to the good old mph. "'Sssup, you brute! You constricted too much, now they fainted!" "Nonsense, wife, both fainted from orgasm!" "Am not!" "Am too!" That could have turned into a serious marital quarrel if the programmer hadn't been too lazy to consider the possibility.
"I just realized I haven't eaten for days! Except cumshots, that is! But they are very low on calories!" "No problem, mistress, the Garden of Delight is just around the corner. See, these all are edible, in the flavors cum, cum and egg, cum, cum and bacon, baked beans and cum..." "Have they got anything without cum?" "The blue ones are low on cum..." "EEK!" "...but they expect you to return some nourishment...EEK!...but so do the red and frankly all..." In no time, Aoi and Extralife had been tied in vines and dragged inside the plants. The plant hull shrunk around her bodies and began to pleasure them everywhere. They where gagged with a spadix (Wikipedia exists) who fed them with cum, cum, vanilla pudding and cum, while a sucker pleasured their insides. Aoi would have made a Penis Fly Trap joke, but she was too busy orgasming. Then she fell into darkness as usual.
The quartet set the next destination when...
"Stop! Who are you?" a guardsman bellowed. "Tudyk and Tudyc from the Centaurs!" (Naturally without a "load" Tudyc quickly caught up.) "We bring a new challenger for Lord Striga Oni!" "Oh. Supplier entrance, over there. You in the meanwhile can do...ah, whatever, there is a whorehouse across the tavern, the girls are willing to do anything. I recommend the mermaid, she breathes through gills. Bye!"
Lord Striga Oni was, well, an Oni. You could easily tell by the single horn on his forehead, and his fucking attractive Bishonen look. Aoi took the oni directly by the horn.
"OK, oh mighty Lord, what fornication is it this time?" "The direct one, eh. Well, you merely have to pleasure me to orgasm. In that case, I will recognize the errors of my ways and resign." "Ever considered resigning immediately?" "Nah, being Evil Lord is too much fun. In fact, it's hardly the only fun I get! I'm being fair to such a lovely lady: I'm not the easily pleasured type. In fact, all challengers before you orgasmed to death before I could even feel something. Yes, I am that good." "Bigmouth, lavedida...Probably you can also pleasure me and Extralife at the same time?" "Ah, a very clever one, split the hitpoints! But I never say no to a challenge! OK, who wants the Penis of Peril and who the Tongue of Terror?" Aoi peeked at his member. Which was very unspectacular, given what she encountered in the meantime. And he fucked her predecessors to death with that tool, given that half of womankind couldn't get an orgasm from penetration anyway? Hear, hear. The trio moved into the sleeping room,
to discuss things further.
"Nondescript white. How original." murmured Aoi. "Any moment now the scythe dude will guide me into the afterlife." "Sorry you had to wait. I can't be everywhere. Haha, actually I can!" A woman with a nice tophat and an umbrella entered on cue. "Neil Gaiman, if you can hear me: Sue." Aoi commented. "And you will now tell me some pseudo-philosophic balderdash about what awaits me on the other side?" "Well, actually not, I tell you that you failed and begin anew at the start of the game." "What, and no lesbian orgy?" "Is that an offer? Y'know, being the anthropomorphic personification of death kinda ruins your sex life. All you get is one-night stands." "No joining in of my handmaiden?" "Nope, everyone dies alone. But let's not put her on the rack." "I never was that much into BDSM...OOOOOH!" The deep conversation was killed (ha-ha) when Death used her tongue to drive Aoi crazy. She went limp and waited for the sweet blackout.
She heard a scream, 50% panic, 50% lust. A big red arrow pointed to the source. Yeah, we already had that. It was boring already the first time. We thus fast forward.
"Pleased to meet you again. Could you avoid to respawn before I had my orgasm too?" (fast forward)
"Ah, don't worry. You find out the trick soon enough. By the way, the IDKFA cheat makes your inventory death-proof. But sssssh, I haven't told you that." (fast forward)
"I am Death. I can't be bound and I can't be killed. But I won't object if you tie me with the Shackles of Unescapable Lust and torture me with the Vibrator of Imminent Doom..." (...) "...OH YES OH YES OH YES!!!" (fast forward)
"Is 'Why is a mouse - when it spins.' so hard to decode? Not that I'd complain...we must repeat that from the last time! OH YES OH YES OH YES!!!" (fast forward)
"I'm beginning to suspect that you don't WANT to win this game..." Death murmured doubtfully. Aoi smirked. "Oh Multiorgasmic Reaper, where will I land when I win it? In reality again, which outright sucks? In heaven? Together with the sick fuck?" "Hey, don't call my boss that. Nudge nudge wink wink." "Anyway. Now that I have grown accustomed to this universe, I don't want to leave. Hey, I haven't even done one percent of the sidequests. Now, how about YOU use the Shackles of Unescapable Lust and the Vibrator of Imminent Doom on me...
YES OH YES OH YES!!!" (loop while true)
The End
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"Princess Extralife?" "Yes, mistress
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"Wait, they will fuck us senseless on every ride? I almost died orgasming again. Not even mentioning the drowning. Since when is drowning pleasurable?" "No idea. But think of your feet." "Oh, and I hope that I don't get a centaur baby?" "Now don't be ridiculous, mistress. That's not scripted in the plot."
...
"Giving birth was very pleasurable," Extralife sighed. "Thank your God! From where I come, it is hours of undescribable pain! And I only count birth itself! Our god is a sick fuck hating women!" Aoi grumbled. "Really? What's that for a universe? Oh, look, the spider is untieing us, we can now fetch our prize, the The Sceptre Of Utter Vagueness." "How fascinating. Can it be used as a dildo too?" "Yeah, surely, why not, I can show you tonight."
"Rotten hay! Too much mphs! My back left horseshoe is loose, I have to make a detour to a blacksmith!" swore Tudyc. (At least I could swear it was Tudyc.) "Don't wait for me, I follow." "Well, I hope you are satisfied enough with a single shlong for each of you," Tudyk asked. Quickly, Aoi and Extralife were tied into the alternate positions for emergency fucking. Aoi insisted on the larger dick. From principle. Both did not complain when Tudyk galloped to the new destination. "AAAAAH!" "OOOOOOH!" "Well, I take it you enjoy it since you don't incessantly whine for more mph. So do I. YEEEHA!" The puslating dicks brought our lovely pair to a final orgasm that shot their lights out, and pumped more litres of cum into their wombs. Kind of a waste, evolutionary speaking. Thus are the dangers of interspecies sex.
"Bother! This quest is jinxed! Now MY front right horseshoe is loose! Tudyk, you take them!" (Ha. I knew it.) Again Aoi and Extralife hung helpless..."Wait?! How am I supposed to GLGL!" "Mistress, today is 'Pleasure Your Centaur Day'! Their stats get double GLGL!" That, and Extralife got a good pussy licking from Tudyk. Aoi just got questions how that horse shlong fitted into her throat. And how it managed to drill through all her body and stretched her vagina where it pleasured her most. "A certain programmer desperately needs lessons about female anatomy!" she managed to think before the usual orgasm blackouts set in. At least the dick didn't enter her vagina and come out of her mouth. (Nonisotropy of space detected.)
"Good choice. Lay back and think of Yokubo, while I try to balance your handmaiden on my head..." "EEEK!" said Extralife. That horn clearly worked as a vibrator too. Together with the expert tongue-job Striga Oni dished out, her hitpoints fell faster than stocks on Black Friday.
"I dare you to make a lame pun with 'cunning linguist', let alone 'horny devil', and I'll unpack my vagina dentata... OOOOOOH!"
Yes, he was that good.
His pecker went deeper into her love grotto (if you ask me, this "Synonym Book for Aspiring Porn Writers" I got for one dollar on Ebay is exactly worth that much) and her stats followed. In a minute, Aoi had the first orgasm. In the second, a multiple followed. After five, she even no longer had the energy for lust screams. Looked like Oni magic overruled unlimited hitpoints. After ten, Aoi and Extralife
were pining for the fjords. Striga Oni sighed. "And I began to like the green-haired one. Tohu! Feed them to the castle guardian pet! Bohu! How about a nice game of chess?"