"NO! Have mercy!" the random peasant maid screamed when she was forcefully dragged to the cave of the
Holy Beast. "You should have know better than to steal an egg!" "But I was hungry!" "So is the
Holy Beast! And he hasn't got a maiden in months! And before he comes out and feeds on our
glorious princesses, you go in! Vamoose!" An especially ruthless soldier poked the maid in her
pretty backside. She entered the cave, constantly sobbing.
"Hey, cut that out, you are getting completely salty when you cry so much!" an amused voice
bellowed. "Aaargh!" squealed the maid. "Where are you, fiendish animal?" "Well, the better
question is, where are YOU? And the 100 gold piece answer is: Inside my mouth. Mmmmh, you taste
so good like all women. It would be such a waste to eat you at once! Sayonara!" "No, my name is..."
"No, I mean Sayonara as in..."
GULP!
The maiden screamed even more when she glid down and splashed into a digestion sack that
immediately closed around her. Hentai acid, chemic formula (Shokoshu has a Ph.D. in chemistry
and kids you not. I've had enough drops of sulfuric acid on my labcoats to know that even dousing
them in water one second after the incident is too late to prohibit a big fat hole. In contrast,
no sulfuric acid on my skin ever did me harm. Where was I? Oh right) chemic formula none of
your business since you would use them for mindless pranks only anyway, was dissolving
her clothes in seconds.
"NOOOO! I'm too young to be eaten! I want to have children and happy ever after! Oh God!
It's burning through all my mucous membranes, a word I shouldn't even know considering
my educational background! Hey, wait, it's not burning at all! It feels...sooo goood...ooooh,
what are you doing to me, fiend?"
Technically, it would have sufficed to watch (Hentai acid phosphorescences green when coming
in contact with womanly juices) the predicament of girls (is that a correct collective noun?)
around her. But the Holy Beast was still playing Explanation Bear (a resident of Germany, not
related at all to Pedo Bear) for her. "Sorry, happy ever breakfast. And as much as I'd
like to pander to the maieusophiles, my offspring is about the size of two meter at birth,
which would be stretching a bit. Maybe when Persephone stumbles into my cave, I'll knock her up,
but last time I checked, she was still happily married. Oh, I'll feed on you,
but only what you are willing to give. And I assure you, you will be most willing to give.
Do you already feel an undescribably pleasant sensation building up in your vagina? Hentai acid
also makes a great aphrodisiac!" "My...OOOH! You took my virginity, you fiendish...AAAAH!"
A tentacle had just squirmed into her vagina. It was riddled with little buds that
were able to pulsate and drive any maiden crazy. Another tentacle sucked at her clit.
Our victim, if that is the correct word, moaned, her stamina eaten slowly too.
"Better me than some hick uncomfortably related to you. Because I'll feed on your
juices and it's in my own interest to give you one orgasm after the other! But we talk too
much...or more precise, you talk to much. You are already getting out of oxygen."
"OOOH! AAAH! MPPPF!" "I know, women usually aren't too enthusiastic with blow jobs, but
this little appendage will provide you with air. And also a constant drip of cum to feed
on. Hmmm, the way you close your eyes convinces me it tastes as good to you as you to me.
Look at your colleagues here, a few girls join me now for a thousand years of ecstacy
and still haven't aged, so I'm inclined to say it's a treatment the doctor ordered.
And now lie still and think of Tuan." Shokoshu does unbelievable amounts of research
for his porn. This was of course easy to say, when our maiden squirmed and
writhed in the throes of her first orgasm, but latest after orgasm #238, she lied still
to enjoy for all eternity. She was so overloaded with oxytocine that she began to
lactate, much to the joy of the Holy Beast who attached more suckers to her nipples.
The digestion sack shrink-wrapped around her until only her vaginal muscles could move -
and they spasmed a lot.
This mutual feeding could have cuntinued, I mean continued, for ages (see above) but
Fantaghiro acted as a mood breaker and tickled the Holy Beast to death. The beast and
its cave exploded in an earthquake. A few hundred girls fell even deeper, into
liquid magma.
The White Witch probably also found that the poor things could as well get a break,
and took some magic countermeasures. Instead of a quick but fiery death,
the lava burnt away any imperfection and enclosed them as a crystal egg.
The girls fell into a convenient temporarily coma without oxygen consumption.
Also, after 57121 orgasms in row you have earned some rest.
"Ohnoes! The Whatchacallya hasn't erupted for ages! Run for your lives!"
False Alarm. Only a big crystal egg was spit out by the volcano, then it turned
dormant again. The egg crashed to the ground a hundred meters north in the woods,
incidentally crushing a bunch of robbers and rapists that just were up to defiling
a maiden. The maiden was completely unharmed, as it's a Shokoshu story.
"Justamina! Are you alright? Quick, fetch your clothes! Have they taken your..."
"No, Mom, it was as if some good fairy wanted to help me! She threw the book
at them...or rather this egg!" "Well, what are you waiting for? Get a cart
and the old mule, this stuff is nothing for a peasant, we bring it to our King!"
"Oh Most Beloved Majesty! Hear the story how my daughter miraculously was saved
by this crystal egg! As mere peasants, we have no use for decoration, so we give
it to you as a present! It surely would make a ritzy lighter!" "A most wise move,
my underlings! Robbers, you say? When will We ever get rid of this scourge?
We need more soldiers!" A handsome baronet gave the king a sign, and he
called him over. "Fair maiden! This blue-blooded lad has been lovestruck by
your beauty at the moment you went in! What do you think of the prospect of
marrying him and raise 10-20 children?" "Say yes!" Justaminas mother prompted,
as if that was necessary. "Fine! The church is over there! Happy ever after
and dismissed! Man-At-Protocol, do We have further appointments today?" "No,
Your Highness!" "Fine! Then We can take a look at what the cat dragged in.
Crystal, My royal arse! I'll bite into My crown if this isn't pure diamond!
Jester!" "Yes, your Greedyness?" "Quit being funny and use your scientific
mind! How can I be sure..." "Well, diamond is not only fucking expensive,
your dollarsignsintheeyesness, but also the hardest material in the world.
Man-At-Protocol, can I borrow you ceremonial sword? Is it really sharp and
hard?" "Surely, Jester, I can chop of your head and you only realize it
when you try to nod! Here!" "Thanks. So, lets ca-re-ful-ly give it a poke,
if it's diamond, it should rather scratch the blade..."
POKE! CLANG! KAPUT!
Well, both the sword and the crystal broke. Out fell...an unconscious nude
girl. The Jester quickly caught her and ripped of his shirt to cover her
most naughty parts. "Jester!" the king thundered. "Bring her to Me on
the spot! She looks like the spitting image of My beloved queen, who
traditionally died in childbirth! My sceptre is already rising! What
is the correct protocol..." "My king, I suggest you give her a kiss!
If you are her true love, she will awake and marry you. If not, you
can still fuck her in her sleep, most women won't move any more during
sex anyway!" "A most wise suggestion, Man-At-Protocol. And don't behead
the Jester, he brought Me something more valuable than all jewelry of the
world. SMOOCH!"
The maiden opened her eyes. "What is your name, fair maiden, and what
brought you here?" "My name is Labia, and I org...I slept for hundreds
of years. Where am I?" "In the Kingdom of Shagge, in the arms of your
future husband King Boustolo the Rich!" "The Superrich!" interloped the
Jester, "this stuff is diamond after all! A bit brittle, I'd say, but..."
"Man-At-Protocol, please expedite the Jester out for the moment, a
bit of privacy is in order now! Oh, your breasts are like two
rhinos stomping down the savannah..." "Men! A king is not better
than a farmhand when I cum like that...eh, I mean I come to that..."
And then they immediately did it like rabbits on the round table, since
Labia immediately fell in love with the king (and the $$$).
She also bore him 10-20 children (her vagina had become
as indestructable as diamond by the magma treatment - their favorite
kinky foreplay was the King licking her clit while using his
sword as a dildo - it surely wasn't an Holy Beast digestion sack
but she still came buckets.).
Somewhere behind 3 mountain range the White Witch smiled, partly
because of the happy end, partly because of a magic vibrator set
to 11.
The End