"You surely are asking what's so urgent that I called
you all here..." Zeus began. "10% more offerings?"
haphazarded Aprodite. "Cold, very cold. No, the news
I have you will find most striking!" And with that,
he fired a lightning bolt into the group of goddesses
which conveniently were standing close together.
Chitons burnt to ashes in a split second. Some
goddesses squealed and hid their strategic parts beyond
anything at hand (Athenas aegis shield came in very
handy), some were not that impressed (Demeter couldn't
care less about bad weather).
And then Zeus switched to his Will-be-heard-until-Athens
voice. The Oreads outside jumped back ten stadions.
"Do you think I'm fucking stupid? All this newfangled
Womens Lib crap must have gone up your heads! If you think
you girls can conspire against me without me noticing,
think again!"
Hera looked guilty as fuck and feverishly pondered
*which* of her conspiracies had keeled up.
Demeter just silently flipped Zeus the bird. As if she
ever cared for the countless cabale on Olymp, she was
always busy ginving mankind a helping hand.
Aphrodite tried to look very fuckable, that always
worked when Zeus was throwing a tantrum. Maybe he
was pissed about one of her love shenanigans?
Athena proved in five clear and concise syllogisms that
the accusations were completely unfounded. This only
annoyed Zeus more, since nobody likes a smartalec,
especially when she's right.
Persephone pouted: "I'm too busy pleasing my Deadykins
to have time for silly conspiracies!"
Artemis would have had some ideas how she would rule
Olymp if women were in charge, but she'd never dare
to resist a direct order of Zeus.
Nobody even looked at Hestia, as usual. Hey, you
probably don't even know who she is unless you read
Percy Jackson.
In the meantime, Zeus continued his great speech.
"So, I think you all need a little lesson where your
place is! Poseidon, Hades, Apollo, Ares, Hephaistos,
Hermes...let's have a little gangbang party! Maybe if
we fuck this lil rebels senseless, they take some
reason! Let's all change into centaurs, for a bigger
message!"
Athene, Artemis and Hestia turned white as snow and
protested vehemently. "You swore on Styx that we'll
be eternal virgins! Break this oath and all Tartaros
breaks loose!"
Zeus smirked. "Oh, I assure you that your *hymens*
are not endangered..." Athene was the first again
to add 1+1, a mix of panic and disgust written on
her face.
And then the gods, armed with Hephaistos little
gizmos like ropes from which even a goddess can't
escape, or adjustable mouth spreaders, were over
the goddesses who were still stunned from Zeus'
bolt, their godhead power level under 9000.
"I'm sorry...eh, what was your name again...Hestia,
but one doesn't ignore a direct order of the
Big Boss. See, I'm even so kind to only use my
front dick, which is much smaller."
Demeter was really pissed. Not that she had anything
against a bit of centaur fun - it's hard to please a
fertility goddess with a megavagoo - but of all Poseidon!
The jerk that raped her when she was helpless from
grief for her daughter Kore! (She still refused to
address her as Persephone.) "It's supposed to be a
punishment, Deo!" Zeus exclaimed as if he had read her
thoughts. Poseidon, in the mean time, had tied
Demeter under his belly and began to thrust with his
giant horsecock. Already some precum was dripping
from the head, and cum had about the effect of crack
on fertility goddesses. Demeter squealed and opened
wide. With one thrust, the horsecock penetrated deep
inside her, straight into her womb. At the other end,
Poseidons front cock entered her mouth, pushed deep
into her throat and finally passed Demeters voice lips.
The cockheads flared up and Demeter, stricken with lust,
let her walls contracting like a vice, locking the
loving pair for eternity...or at least Poseidon filled
her with a tsunami of cum into womb and lungs.
Even when Demeter drowned in an ocean of jizz and
passed out from a megagasm, her uterus kept it's
steel grip until she sucked Poseidons balls completely
dry, quite a feature given he was the god of the sea.
Ares had tied Athena under his belly, and waved his
horsecock provocatively under her nose. "Cheater!
Virginity is no anatomical thing! Rape me and I never
tell you about my newly invented neutrino death raympfggl!"
"Death rays are overrayted. Now suck my warhead,
owlface, in war (especially war of sexes) everything
is allowed!" It was a warhead of thermonuclear dimensions,
I tell you. Deeper and deeper Ares forced it down
Athenas anatomy. And since ancient Greeks didn't know
fuck about anatomy, it managed to hit ground zero...in her
vagina? (Don't ask me how.) "Hahaha! Now you can enjoy
my love missile F-111 and stay virgin! Oh, and before
you ask...oh, right, you can't ask at the moment,
but anyway, the thing attached to your clit is one of
Hephaistos little gizmos. I bet in ten seconds it
makes you surrended unconditionally!" Athena squirmed,
but when also Ares cockhead flared up, the pressure
on her clit from inside and the vibration from outside
was too much, even for a devouted virgin. She came for
the first time in her life (unless she likes to secretly
shlik off, which I don't know, or I had her gotten raped
in another fanfic, which I forgot), her voice lips
contracting in a silent scream. "Tighter, baby! Encircle
my troops!" Ares grunted. His high pressure cum gun
exploded and nearly blew out her hymen from inside anyway,
but Styx oath is Styx oath, and she escaped orgasming,
but undeflowered.
"Fuck yeah, Ares!" Hephaistos commented. "Maybe you can
leave your cock out of my wife in future, then. No hard
feelings, bro, just against this whore here who would
fuck anything that moves. Now inside with you!"
"What is this thing?" Aphrodite squealed. "Oh, it's an
Iron Maiden. So to say. Of course for you, brightest of
the prettiest, it's a Golden Maiden. And the inside also
doesn't contain nine inch nails - you surely deserve -
to give you some additional orifices - not that you
wouldn't put those to use instantly, I guess - but instead
of pain, they'll rather deal pleasure. Because I still
kinda love you cocksucking bitch."
"I am the Sun! You are just the moon! Prepare to be
eclipsed!" Apollo boasted, with some lack of astronomy
knowledge. (Good that Athena couldn't correct him, since
she was orally inconvenienced.) "You pervert! I killed
mortals for just peeking at my tits! Go on with this
twincest and I don't speak a word with you for the next
millennium!" "We'll see about that. You certainly won't
speak a word for the next five minutes." And he thrusted
into Artemis who helplessly hung under his belly.
"Noooo! You took my maidenhood! You will collapse into
a black hole for MPPPHGGGL!" Apollo pushed deeper and
the dick at the other end shut Artemis up. "Didn't, sis.
First, I'm below the Chandrasekhar limit..." (this fact
he accidentally picked up from Athena and promptly
brought it on) "...and second, your precious hymen is
still intact. Do you know what a wormhole is? Hephaistos
showed me this little trick!" And of course Hephaistos also
had lended him another Drives-Even-A-Prude-Goddess-Insane
clit pwner. "Oooh yes, baby, you like it, eh? Feel some
red hot lava, cold bitch!" Against her will, Artemis also
came hard, overflowing with hundred million degree plasma
cum into throat and vagina. (Mortals, don't try this at
home unless you want some nasty sunburn.)
"Deadikins, it's no proper punishment if you put your
nefarious horsecock into my megavagoo!" (Like her mother
Demeter, Persephone already had managed to make
spermwhales feel too small.) "
Zeus grumbled. "Somehow I thought this all would be more...
punishing. Ah well. The leaves us two, I guess. Time for
Mrs. Won't-Get-The-Message-Of-An-Anvil-Tied-To-Feet."
Hera was already frolicking as he had tied her along the
"right" direction. As Goddess of Boring Marriage Life
she naturally hated blowjobs (and almost any deviations).
"Finally, the old nymph-fucker will put his lightning
rod into *my* home again!" she jubilated. Unfortunately,
the joy was premature. Wide-eyed, she saw Zeus horsecock
swelling to majestic proportions. One brutal thrust, and
she gagged when the giant penis spitted right through her
and came out of her mouth again. (How? Well, like with
Ares and Athena, just in exactly the opposite direction.)
"%&%§$€€€€µ!" she swore, and of course *she* was denied
Hephaistos gizmos. "Nah, nah, words like € and µ don't
befit the queen of the Gods!" Zeus mocked.
In the meantime, the nymphs were fighting for the best
place at the keyhole at Olymps door. "Hestia?" "Orgasming!"
"Demeter?" "Awakening again and orgasming!" "Athena and
Artemis?" "Furious but still orgasming!" "Aphrodite?"
"Eternal orgasm!" "Persephone?" "Can't see a thing but
judging from her muffled cries, she died again!"
"From orgasm?" "No, from old age! Of course from orgasm,
you twit!" "Am not!" "Am too!" And since the Olymp front
door was suffering from old age (Hephaistos would probably
have repaired it by now...if he hadn't been too busy
inventing new orgasm gizmos) they crashed into the party.
A very nonplussed Zeus stunned them with low-voltage bolts
(no gratituous violence against girls you might be able
to fuck later on) and declared: "Those who storm a
centaur-rape party without a valid invitation card are
inclined to participate! I can see a lot of idling cocks
that could be brought to better use!"
Quickly, the hapless nymphs were distributed. Rose,
who was randomly declared as leader of the ruckus,
had to gulp down Hermes' horsecock, and being only a
half-goddess, she soon nearly died with a lung full of cum.
Good that Hades was busy otherwise and didn't intend to
claim her. Marigolds throat was forced to play rocket silo
for Ares' front cannon ("now you know the meaning of
Tagetes erecta" he quipped), which was only marginally
less choking. Heather, seeing the fate of her gang,
quickly impaled herself on Apollos flare (as in sun flare,
not as in horsecock flare...the girls aren't the only that
begin to suck) to save her mouth and enjoyed some hot love.
Myrtle got the best end, or more precise ends. Zeus shoved
the surplus cock end which still poked out from Heras
mouth into her vagina, and his front penis into her mouth.
The king of the gods laughed homerically. He was cheating
her wife with a nymph who pressed the vaginal evidence
right into her face! A mixture of Zeus' and Myrtles love
juices were dripping into the mouth of a fuming Hera.
If her powers hadn't been so drained, she would have
exploded like one of Ares' H bombs.
After a seeming eternity of orgasms, the goddesses were
half-dead (except for Persephone who was multiple dead
and Hera who was fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...)
and the nymphs were three-quarter dead. Zeus called it
a day. Totally limp dicks were withdrawn from equally
limp girls. Since you can't impregnate a goddess against
her will, none of them were inclined to take a souvenir
home from the party (Demeter would have...if it hadn't
been that asshole Poseidon; Persephone would have...
but she was dead and couldn't get pregnant; noooo cum for
Hera anyway). The nymphs, then...*all* had to mother a
centaur (impregnation through the throat - of course that
works...what did I say about Greek anatomy?). And as if
having a foal in the oven isn't enough, Hera of course
punished the innocents (since she couldn't do anything
against Zeus - save from migraine) and denied them the
help of her daughter Eilytheia, which is by the way the
goddess of birth (now you wankers learned something again).
I tell you, being a Greek nymph means no easy life...
Hermes was the talkative type, and it came very
handy that Hestia couldn't comment, with eight
inches stuffed into her gills. So much for much
smaller. Hermes was the god of liars anyway,
and he didn't deem it necessary to reveal the
little detail that he, as Zeus' creative consultant,
had had the idea for the centaur party in the first
place. Being the cunning linguist, he managed to
torment Hestias clit with his tongue and blabber
on at the same time. "Just enjoy and think of
Hephaistos closed the Golden Maiden. It encased Aphrodite
completely, except for two obviously placed holes. Which
Hephaistos quickly filled with two dicks. Aphrodite had
never learned Demeters womb lock trick, so the flaring
horsecock stretched her at the end of her vagina instead.
Orgasm-wise, it made no big difference, as Hephaistos'
gizmos already brought her over the edge anyway.
"MMMMMHHHGGGL!" Dite purred when gushes of love shot down
her throat and out of her vagina.
The End