So, let us watch Anna, our first contender. She is about to be forcefully married to a hick degenerate. Prospects are not improved by the fact that Billyboy is her uncle. She elopes in the direction of the castle (of course she knows the legend) and sees the hedge. It doesn't look very scary, just some annoying barricade to squirm through, hey, not even thorns. Boy, didn't she do the research, watching some Japanese films would gave her a few hints.
So, Anna begins to crawl through the hedge. The tentacles wait until she is nearly through (who knows about tentacle humor) and then begin to undress her. Anna has exactly two hands to keep them off, quite an unfair fight. In no time, she is firmly tied up. When she screams for help, a specially designed gag penis plugs her throat. (It is also courteously providing her with oxygen, otherwise this would be over to soon.) In the mean time, she is completely nude. She is pulled into an elastic sack that firmly contracts around her body (a, surplus vore fans, b, the whole body of a woman may become an erogenous zone). The sack is completely laced with little tongues and suckers, see b. When they found her nipples and clit (men usually need GPS, tentacles don't) in no time, lust overwhelms her, and she stops her futile resistance. A big pulsating tentacle squirms into her vagina and completes her submission. She isn't able to move any muscle than her pubococcygeus. (Look it up.) And then there is only an everlasting orgasm.
As you see, the fairy wasn't THAT evil. (In any case, Billyboy was heartbroken.) Of course, YMMV on whether hanging in a hedge for hundred years (Magic. They didn't age.) and being tentacled from one orgasm into another constantly is such a bad fate, but surely it is exhausting like fuck.
Good that smartphone cams were not invented yet, because otherwise some peeper surely would have filmed their predicament and uploaded it to YouPorn. Which also didn't exist yet.
And so the list of victims grew and grew (evidently they didn't see the punishment for failure to be the true love as so deterring after all) until after 100 years, some girl named Athena had an idea.
Already from her name, you can infer she was the scientifically enclined-type and had no interest of being tentacle-raped for all eternity. She had better things to do with her time, proving the Riemann hypothesis, what do I know.
It's hard enough on its own and virtually impossible while being distracted by permanent orgasms.
And thus she engineered up the first hot air balloon of that universe, flew over the hedge and entered the cursed castle from above. Clever girl.
And there the prince lied in his bed (you surely now will realize this is a plot hole also in the original which we'll now put a cork in by declaring one of the good fairies was so responsible to carry him there). Athena gave him a smack.
Poof!
That, unluckily, wasn't the prince awaking, but the evil fairy reappearing. "Damn your eyes! Air balloon is cheating!"
"No, it's science," Athena retorted unfazed. The curse harmlessly bounced off her because she still wore her pilot goggles. "Science, schmience! In any case, mehehehe!" The evil fairy gave the standard evil laugh. "You can't wake up men that way! You were kissing the wrong part!" "You mean..." Athena pouted. She correctly guessed where this would lead. "Right! Now we'll see if you are his true love!"
Athena opened the prince's pants. Then she panically retired to the royal bathrooms, because I better not describe what happens to a dick that hasn't been washed in 100 years.
After plentiful application of soap (at least THAT had been invented, thanks God) it looked ready to be kissed. Athena skewed her pretty snout in disgust and gave it a big smack.
SMOOCH!
"No, no, not that easy, girl! He has to come into your mouth! True love!" "Oh please, will you just the fuck leave the scene! You ruin the romantic mood!" "And swallowing or it won't count!" POOF, went the evil fairy who evidently ran out of glee remarks.
Well, women have jobbed blow for prices less than half of the kingdom. Athena sighed and did her best.
"AAAAAH!" finally the prince jerked up when he jerked off. Instinctively, his legs took Athenas neck into a full Nelson, pressing her head deep down. The cock wasn't build to provide her with oxygen. Moral: Tentacles are better.
"MMGLBL!" made Athena. As the old joke goes, why do men ejaculate fitfully? So that the woman doesn't drown.
Possibly the one or other spermium landed in her lungs, but luckily she survived. Cum dripped from her nose, her ears and even her eyes. (Female biology, the last mystery of science.) She called the prince a %&$# and a #&%%! and a <|\\~, the latter being unfair. He quickly came to the part with the instant marriage and the half of the kingdom. That cooled her off.
And they lived happily ever after, or as far as one prince can get happy who will never get another blowjob in his life. Only the peasant daughters protested, they wanted their eternal orgasms back. But then Athena invented the vibrator. Clever girl.
The End