"GACKT!" (no relation to the Japanese musician) Vampirella retched after the first gulp and spat werewolf blood all over
the alley. "What in Satyr and Circe's name did you take in?"
"Xanax?" haphazarded Moe.
"Zoloft?" guessed Deus.
"You are all dense!" claimed Ammo. "Well, it must be that
'Polka Dot Kryptonite' we got from our trusty local street
dealer. Wow, the stuff is so far out!"
"Oooooh!" Vampirella moaned. "My muscles turn to jelly!
Even my fangs turn to jelly! Panth, you can have them!"
Then she fell to the floor.
"Vampiiii!" Pantha screamed. Then she screamed some more as
Moe, who had sneaked up her from behind during the ruckus,
grabbed her and unpacked her goodies.
"Ahuuuuuu!" Tsar, Ammo and Deus critically acclaimed.
"DD naturals!" Pantha boasted. "Vampi is so jelly!"
Ammo unpacked Vampirella too. "Ahuuuu! But you're right."
Vampirella whispered with her last strength: "Haven't you
forgotten something? Like, turning into a werepanther and
spanking their asses?" "Oh, that. But I just got an
evening invitation offer..." (Pantha referred to Moe's
rock-hard boner pressing into her lovely backside)
"...and can't refuse it!" "I will eat you! I will eat you!" Ammo exclaimed gladly, ripped off Panthas undies and began
to slobber her clit with his big bad wolf tongue. Pantha moaned: "What a big mouth you have!" Then she elegantly
rotated on Ammo to repay the favor on his dick and pulled
him to the floor, spreading wide for Moe to let no boner
go waste. He gladly took the offer and sunk his meat
deeply into Panthas vagina. Vampirella hissed: "You MMMPF!"
Luckily, the last word got mangled by Deus gagging her with
his humonguous erection, or the friendship of our Busty Brace
could have suffered. Deus was even more lucky that Vampirella was momentarily inconvenienced (any idiot would have used a
Mr.X anti-bite gag[tm] for safety), and even the fact that he too began some cunnilingus wouldn't have saved him from the
wrath of her fangs otherwise. Then Tsar ripped off the rest
of Vampirellas costume and found an orifice for his monster
dick too. (Technically speaking, they would have had room
even to a gang of six, but the author isn't that much into
Anal.)
Vampirella and Pantha were mooning, eh, moaning helplessly.
"We're cumming! We're cumming!" they cried, at least mentally,
since it's impolite to talk with a werewolf dick in your
mouth. Their inhuman vaginas took...wait, I have to
backspace a bit, nothing is more boner-killing than a
continuity error in a porn story...Moe and Tsar in a vice
grip.
Scientific Factoid of the Week: Werewolves belong to the canines, who have a so called "knot" at the root of their penis, which begins to swell enormously short before ejaculation, and locks inside their bitch. Evolution-wise, this is merely for fucking off the competition; it possibly also pleases the bitch, but every bitch the author asked just answered "AHUUUU!", and he couldn't translate that, even with Google.
In any case, it pleasured those two bitches.
Well, at least the knot in their vagina. The one in their
throat hindered them to get decent air, and when Ammo and
Deus came, they had to swallow for their lives. (Asphyx
fans claim that this makes orgasms even more intense, but
kids, don't try this at home.) At the same time, Moe and
Tsar spurted their load into Vampirella and Panthas wombs.
(Alas, to the dismay of all maieusophiles, it's very hard to
impregnate a shapeshifter against their will. Just in case,
send your commission wishes to Shokoshu, c/o Teh Interwebz.)
Oh, and I did forget an important detail of the SFotW: The
knot will stay swollen for hours, at least a werewolf one.
So our four delinquents were stuck. And Vampirella just to
began to regain her powers and Pantha was getting annoyed
to be permanently dick-smothered. Fangs of Doom began to
extend. So, would the werewolves have to eat our Pair Pair
after all? Or will jugstice prevail?
Luckily, at this moment the police, who was still left over
from our last story, did a patrol in the alley, and spared
at least two werewolves a fate as werespays, as Vampirella
and Pantha tried their best to hold their cover as
law-abiding citizens. "Hands up! Those guns are loaded
with silver bullets, punks!" (The local police had become
genre-savvy - in a town with permanent superhero-related
incidents, you'll become prepared.) Gratuitous handcuffs as
well as cold compresses were applied.
SPOP! SPOP! (This soundeffect of thingies leaving orifices is copyrighted by Mr.X. You may use it in your next porn story
likewise - for a small fee.)
Vampirella took a deep breath. And then ampersands, dollar
signs and percents filled the air. "Young lady, there should
be a law against such foul language!" a police officer chided.
This protocol took even longer...
"That's it! I go back to Hell!" Vampirella swore. (For our
continuity porn fans, first it was Drakulon, then Hell, then
Drakulon was in Hell.) "In Hell I was at most raped
once a day, and I mauled all those fuckers afterwards!"
"Sounds interesting," purred Pantha. "Can I come with you?"
The End