When Pantha finally woke up, she found herself tied to the bed and prompty began nagging anew. "Aw cmon Vampi! Bondage is done by a gazillion people! Could paint this shoot of mine lying helpless on the bed in airbrush and put it on the cover of the newest mainstream comic! Stiiiiill boring!"
"With the viewer staring into your gaping, lust-dripping pussy, up to the cervix?"
"Hentai comic then! Never heard of x-ray porn?"
"So there. I just tied you up so that you don't run away screaming when you see...this!"
BA-ZONGA! (This soundeffect is dedicated to the loving memory of Don Martin.)
Vampirella's already impressive boobs exploded to ZZ-size.
Pantha stared in annoyment and began to sob.
"Waaaah! Unfair! I was always only your sidekick and having the larger set of hooters was my only solace! How the fuck did you do that anyway?"
Vampirella held up a book. "Magic. Remember I'm a shapeshifter? Now, this handy treatise shows how to take full advantage of your powers. Now I can...whoopsie!..."
"MMMPFFFGGL!"
"That's the disadvantage, you easily keel over if you don't take care."
Pantha gasped for air. "You nearly smothered me with those nefarious things when you fell on me! I have only fucking nine lives! Spare this for our enemies!"
"And do them a favor? OK, OK, maybe you like this better?"
DONNNNG!
"Oh...wow...I heard of futanari, but this is ridiculous!"
"Why? Aren't you curious how this dick that would make John Holmes envious will feel inside you?"
"Exactly the point! Double it in length and girth, then we can talk about it! I'm hard to please!"
"Eh...you know that your lovely vagoo can't be larger than your body?"
"Never heard of 'Bigger on the Inside'? Just give me that damned book and I show you that I'm an apt shapeshifter myself!"
Of course Pantha now began to bitch that Vampi should either untie her or turn the pages faster. She began to experiment with her body abilities, while Vampirella sardonically flung comments like "Now you made an ass out of yourself", "Hey, with a vagina on your forehead you just look like my mom" and other quips. But you can teach an old cat new tricks after all.
"Clap, Clap! Unbirth fandom will rejoice and Beast Boy will admire you as new girlfriend, think of the possibilities!" "I fuck that dude later, now you first fuck meeeeooooow! And one yard more, please!"
Vampirella took this as an order and fucked Pantha deep into her brain (or whereever, the bodies of shapeshifters are miraculous things). Panthas whole body contracted in ecstasy around Vampirellas monster dick. Probably only Demeter could have pulled off the same stunt (and I obviously don't mean the one from Cats). When she was on the verge of another mind-blowing orgasm, Panthas took Vampirella in a throbbing grip. Quickly, both girls (can anybody tell me why I keep referencing two thousand-year old women, one temporarily with a penis, as "girls"? Must be stupid hentai conventions...) screamed together in lust.
Which was really unfortunate timing, because at this moment Von Kreist, Lady Death, the Blood Red Queen of Hearts, Nyx and a local manifestation of Mad God Chaos chose to break into Vampirellas apartment, to settle the one or other scores. Sore losers.
"Fhtagn!" commented Chaos, which was some eldritch tongue and signified utter disgust. Even evil has standards.
Van Kreist, being a classhole, just took out his cellphone and filmed the scene. "Whatcha think, how many clicks will this get me on Porntube?" (Look there, fruitloop - don't sue Porntube - they wrote the dick-she-naaaaary.)
The three girls...eh, women tauntingly commented about how they would love to feel this gargantuan (this adjective coming from Rabelais' medieval satire "Gargantua and Pantagruel" - hentai should be educational) dick inside their own pussies and who should get it first. They couldn't hide it was half in Ernest, eh, I mean half in earnest, though, since super-evil means super-permanently horny.
Cliches. Anyone should have one.
Vampirella ice-cold waited until she (and her sidekick) had finished orgasming. No point to let that be ruined when the baddies were still busy cracking jokes. With a scary slurp sound her megadick retracted from Pantha (who luckily had passed out again).
Vampis eyes, normally a lovely green, glowed in a Fucking Red Stop Sign color. (Like a normal Stop Sign, only with added Fucking.) "Ladies!" she purred in false amiability. "No need to fight over my appendages! You can all have one!"
The following scene would have sold like the proverbial hotcakes in Japan. (Eh, do hotcakes sell like hotcakes in Japan? Maybe I have to change it to "wagashi"?) Ah, while I was busy blabbering again, Vampirella already had sprouted more dicktacles than the Overfiend. Quickly, Lady Death, the Blood Red Queen of Hearts and Nyx, surely no bad boob-to-boob-fighters, were disrobed, bound and raped into submission. (As they are super-evil...Oh, I already said that.) Van Kreist got his doom into his evil ass. Without Vaseline. He was butthurt for weeks. Everyone agreed he fucking deserved it. And Chaos...well, the many-tentacled one was so embarassed of getting tentacled himself that he never was seen on this astral plane hereafter.
Pantha awoke and complained she couldn't join, being tied up
and so. Her meowling quim quickly got her wish fulfilled.
"That was rad!" Pantha commented, still somewhat breathless. "Can I learn that too? May I keep these bitches..." (Pantha pointed to the three villainesses, who had orgasmed themselves out cold - they couldn't move a muscle except their vaginal ones) "...for my personal amusement?"
"Make love not war..." Vampirella shrugged her dicktacles and gave Nyx, who tried to sneak away already (so much for couldn't move - supervillainesses), seconds. Nyx squeaked in bliss and blacked out again. "I surely have to test on Lady Death whether the Spear of Destiny is equipped with a Vibrator mode..."
The End